Thursday, December 17, 2020

Friday, May 17, 2019

Vengeance Is Mine....

A woman was wrestling with her purse to pull out her donation as the basket carrier came by, when all of a sudden a large TV remote control fell from her purse, rather loudly to the floor.  The basket tender picked it up and whispered, "Do you always carry a TV remote to church?"  The woman replied, "No, but my husband refused to come with me this morning, and this was the best punishement I could think of at the time that was legal....."

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

For Those Who Can't Seem to Understand Why We Preach Against Such Things....

Today's Horoscope:  "You are easily influenced by what you read.  You have the ability to make vague sentences somehow applicable to your own existence."

Friday, October 25, 2013

Wait for it....

A man is traveling through the most remote parts of a desolate area somewhere in what seems to be the most 'lost' part of the world.  As he walks, he begins to hear a low murmuring, behind a rock formation.  Curious, he walks toward the area.  Peering around the corner of the rocks, he sees what appears to be a makeshift altar, with a large stone cut perfectly into the shape of an "O" upon it.  People in white robes are gathered, softly chanting, "Nil.... Nil.... Nil..."  Others are saying things addressed to "the Great Nullity" and "the Blessed Emptiness."

Eventually the man walks up to one of the white clothed observers, and turning to him he asks:

[wait for it....]


[WAIT FOR IT....]


"Is nothing sacred?"