Vengeance Is Mine....

A woman was wrestling with her purse to pull out her donation as the basket carrier came by, when all of a sudden a large TV remote control fell from her purse, rather loudly to the floor.  The basket tender picked it up and whispered, "Do you always carry a TV remote to church?"  The woman replied, "No, but my husband refused to come with me this morning, and this was the best punishement I could think of at the time that was legal....."