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 I'M SPEEDING 

BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET THERE 

BEFORE I FORGET 

WHERE I WAS GOING

Exercise....

 

What Did YOU Want to Be?

 I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk....

But I never got the chants.

Vengeance Is Mine....

A woman was wrestling with her purse to pull out her donation as the basket carrier came by, when all of a sudden a large TV remote control fell from her purse, rather loudly to the floor.  The basket tender picked it up and whispered, "Do you always carry a TV remote to church?"  The woman replied, "No, but my husband refused to come with me this morning, and this was the best punishement I could think of at the time that was legal....."

You Can Complain, but....

For Those Who Can't Seem to Understand Why We Preach Against Such Things....

Today's Horoscope:  "You are easily influenced by what you read.  You have the ability to make vague sentences somehow applicable to your own existence."

Wishing This Was Really Funny, As Opposed to True....