Prayerful Promises

Milorad was driving into town one day, late for a very important meeting, and could not find a parking place.  Getting desperate, he prayed, "Lord, help me find a place to park, and I will go to Liturgy every Sunday, and I'll give up drinking my slivovitz."  Just then, he saw a car vacate a space just in front of him.  At this, he ended his prayer, "Never mind, Lord.  I found one!"